Happy Holidays, You Bastard

ItŽs Christmas Eve and IŽve only wrapped
two fuckinŽ presents
ItŽs Christmas Eve and IŽve only wrapped
two fuckinŽ presents
And I hate, ,hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And IŽll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
IŽll never talt to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
IŽll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
IŽll never talk to you again
IŽll never talk to you again

ItŽs labour Day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckinŽ hot dogs
ItŽs labour Day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckinŽ hot dogs
And he shit, shit his pants
HeŽs always fuckinŽshit in his pants
IŽll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
IŽll never talt to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
IŽll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
IŽll never talk to you again
IŽll never talk to you again