- "Managing senior programmers is like herding cats." -Dave Platt
- "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will piss on your computer." -Bruce Graham
- "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."-Unknown
- "Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."-Anonymous"
- "Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." -Jeff Valdez
- "In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." -English proverb
- "As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."-Ellen Perry Berkeley
- "One cat just leads to another."-Ernest Hemingway
- "Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." -Mary Bly
- "Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." -Joseph Wood Krutch
- "People that hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." -Faith Resnick
- "There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are allowned by cats."-Anonymous
- "I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." -Hippolyte Taine
- "No heaven will not ever Heaven be; Unless my cats are there to welcome me."-Unknown
- "There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." -Albert Schweitzer
- "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart." -Ernest Menaul
- "Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."
- "Time spent with cats is never wasted."-Colette
- "Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." -Missy Dizick
- "You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats."-Colonial American proverb"
- "Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." -Joseph Wood Krutch
- "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
- "My husband said it was him or the cat ... I miss him sometimes."
- "Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit."
(thanks John, for sending me these)
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Ode to Spot
