Drunk Test

Do you got a drinking problem ?
Just take this test and find out. It's been developed and put together under the supervision of Dr.Lindholm, a top notch drug doctor, from northern parts of Sweden. He and his collegies have put together theese 10 question's to get an exact picture of your drinking behavior...
Dr Lindholm Mr Lindholm in his early years,as an young upcoming student at the faculty of Zurich..
Questions regarding this test, or alcohol related topics in general.
Can be sent to me.
i will be forwarding your questions to Dr Lindholm asap.
But remember he's a very busy man, so dont expect answers
to show up directly..
Note, some of these questions may seem a little odd to you, but i asure you the time and effort Dr.Lindholm spent at the faculty picking out these 10 questions is just stunning. Well start the test as soon your ready and by the way, the higher score you get the more likely it is that u got a drinking dissorder...

1: It's raining junkies outside what are your reaction

 Runs around shouting rehab.
 Geez i gotta cut down on those tequilas.
 I better go to bed again and sweat it out

2: It's the last call for alcohol at the pub what's yer reaction

 I probably had enough im heading home.
 My god, where's my Visa at..
 Hey bartender,2 shot's of whiskey and a beer..

3: The earth is

 Flat.
 Round.
 Neither

4: What is your first thougth, the day after a big nigth

 Who's that ugly one lying besides me and where i'm at.
 Wonder if i have some beer left.
 Who implanted the jackhammer in my head

5: Have you ever drinked aftershave,deodorant or any other kind of perfumed alcohol..

 Say what!
 Sure that's a great thing, you get a good breath and get drunk at the same time.
 Only if it's a good brand, like lagerfelt.

6: What is 2 bottles of Vodka + 2 bottles of Whiskey.

 Uh,ehmm some kinda massive drink.
 Four bottles.
 A great day to party !!

7: Who was first on the moon.

 The dude that covers it up from time to time.
 Tim Riley.
 Neil armstrong.

8: What is the first thing you look at when meeting a good looking lady / man at a club.

 The hooders / His butt.
 Who me look, cant you see im busy here im focusing on getting drunk.
 Wonder if i can get her / him to buy me a one.

9: How should you describe your breathe rigth now.

 Somewhat nere an old sock drained in fertilizer.
 Oscar de la renta, with a sligth ouze of lagerfeldt.
 Minty.

10: What are your plans for today.

 Im outta here, going for a couple of sixpacks.
 Dont have any.
 Plans?, i just take things as they come.