"..PURPLE ALERT! PURPLE ALERT! It´s not as bad as a red alert, but a bit worse than a blue alert..."
SPACE CORPS DIRECTIVE NO 592: In an emergency situation involving two or more officers of equal rank, seniority will be granted to whichever officer can program a VCR.
"I spent many months training everyone to put the salad cream in the fridge. Then *she* comes on board, and -lo and behold-it turns up back in the cupboard!
How am I supposted to concentrate on a phasing comet when, as soon as my back´s turned, the salad cream gets warm?"
"If you´re in trouble, he will save the day. He´s brave and he´s fearless, come what may. Without him, the mission would go astray. He´s Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer....."
Mr Lister and miss Kochanski
Part of The Dibbley family??
Gunmen of the Apocalypse!
The Riviera Kid, Brett Riverboat, The sheriff, Dangerous Dan McGrew
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